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[mme_depompadour]

*unpacks*

*reads note tacked to bedroom door*
*mumbles*
..replacement...run away..
*frowns*

*checks cots*

WHAT THE SHIT?!?!




Doctor!

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[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

*bats at your hands*

Fred grew up. We're not sure why. She's about... errr...

*holds hand at Fred-height*

about that old now. And she ran away for a little tiny period of time but I found her and she's fine now.

[mme_depompadour]

...


uh

...

Come again?

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

She grew at an abnormal freakbaby rate and then stopped at the size she is now.

[mme_depompadour]

...

*slaps you inna face*
And you didn't think it was worth coming to get me? You knew where I was.

Where is she?

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

OW!

I didn't think you'd want to be disturbed from your constant shagging! If you were that worried why did you go off on your little sexcapade?

She's probably playing with her little Ood friend.

[mme_depompadour]

*glares*
You know perfectly well why I went off.
You should thank your lucky stars I didn't leave you for good.

...her little what?

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

You went off to get a workout for your vag and make feel guilty. No wonder our children are so weird.


Ood friend. A little baby Ood.

[mme_depompadour]

*glares more*
Idiot. That's not even close.


What did you say to her?

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

I didn't say anything to her!

[anothertimebaby.livejournal.com]

*tugs at your dress*

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

Remember that I can kill you with my mind.

[anothertimebaby.livejournal.com]

remember that i can read crossed out words and stuff

dad, what's a 'vag'?

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

...it's a... type of vegetable.

[anothertimebaby.livejournal.com]

*is unconvinced*

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

Where did you learn that word?

[mme_depompadour]

*glares*
I worked through a few issues while I was away.

Tell me the truth.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

What issues?

[mme_depompadour]

You don't get to decide what's best for me anymore. No more schemes, no more plots, and no more lies. I'm in charge of my life.

Tell me the truth.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

...she overheard me calling her a replacement baby.

[mme_depompadour]

Fred! Baby! Oh, come here.
*kisses you all over*
I've missed you so much.
*hugs*

[anothertimebaby.livejournal.com]

Mummy!!!!! *hugs you tight*

[mme_depompadour]

*hugs*
What happened, sweetie? Tell me.

[anothertimebaby.livejournal.com]

*deep breath*

i got big and ran away and there was a baby ood and we saw the time vortex and the tardis brought us home and david made tea and aunty annabelle tried to eat us and there was this big room where lots of people with no names were yelling at each other and i yelled at them to stop but they didn't listen and now there's all these little oodbabies and they're REALLY cute and friendly and their tentacles tickle and daddy said i was a spare baby and then he tried to make a new one when i ran away but mummy rose wouldn't let him!!

*gasps, winded*

AND I LEARNED TO TALK! *says a very filthy word to prove this*

*is proud*

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

You little traitor!

[mme_depompadour]

*hugs*
It's OK, sweetie, mummy's here.
That's an awful lot of excitement for such a little baby.

*kisses you on the head*
You're not a spare baby, you're our special little girl.