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[mme_depompadour]

*unpacks*

*reads note tacked to bedroom door*
*mumbles*
..replacement...run away..
*frowns*

*checks cots*

WHAT THE SHIT?!?!




Doctor!

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[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

She came back!

[mme_depompadour]

*grabs you by the lapels*

What the fuck did you do to her?
And why is she writing notes? She's a baby!

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

*bats at your hands*

Fred grew up. We're not sure why. She's about... errr...

*holds hand at Fred-height*

about that old now. And she ran away for a little tiny period of time but I found her and she's fine now.

[mme_depompadour]

...


uh

...

Come again?

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

She grew at an abnormal freakbaby rate and then stopped at the size she is now.

[theweaselscot.livejournal.com]

The TARDIS rescued her. We were panicking, but I don't think it'll happen again. She's okay. ...God, Reinette, I'm so sorry. It's partially my fault, I was talking to the Doctor and - but she's okay. They both are.

[anothertimebaby.livejournal.com]

*grins*

david! auntie annabelle didn't eat you!

sorry about the tea party.

[theweaselscot.livejournal.com]

*is puzzled* No... thanks for the concern, though.

_{It was a very good tea party. Well done you.}

[anothertimebaby.livejournal.com]

*grins*

you helped lots!

auntie annabelle is this weird lady who looks like miss_gate but isn't as nice. she kept saying we all looked 'delicious' and tried to eat the oodbabies. why would someone try to eat an oodbaby, david?

[theweaselscot.livejournal.com]

I can honestly say I have never given a better tea party then the one you recently gave. Also... hey! You're talking really fluently now! Well done!

_{...What exactly did she say to you? *frowns*}

[mme_depompadour]

David!
*hugs you to my bosom*

Don't blame yourself. Her father's responsible.

I only asked you to keep an eye out because I don't trust him completely with them. And rightly so, apparently.

*sigh*

[theweaselscot.livejournal.com]

*is squashed against your bosom* *hugs back awkwardly*

Hello, Reinette. Have fun?

Oh, well, we've had a good time. Stories and tea parties and what not. Good fun. And I'm sure he... tried?

[mme_depompadour]

*hugs again*

I don't know if he is trying anymore. He seems to be caring less and less.

*emo tear*

[lonely-ood.livejournal.com]

*walks in munching popcorn*

Goodness, everyone. I've just found this fascinating online game called dw_anon, in which a bunch of people fake their identities and create huge dramas and say daft and hurtful things to each other. Who else is playing?

[lyndawithay]

guffaws

I would never do something so awful.

Hi, by the way. How are the babies?

[anothertimebaby.livejournal.com]

hi lyndawithay

babies are in the emo baby room

daddy ran away

[lyndawithay]

Oh, lord.

[lonely-ood.livejournal.com]

...oh dear.

I know I'm not your daddy, but you can play with my glasses too if it'll help.

[lonely-ood.livejournal.com]

Oh, they're just darling, just the other day I was changing baby_ood and it...

Ahem. I think I'll spare you the amusing details of Ood poo.

Anyway, they're lovely and squooshy. Though I'm a bit worried about the other three hundred ninety-seven eggs still in the TARDIS jacuzzi -- I'm not sure if they're going to hatch at *all*!

[lyndawithay]

*faints*

[oodbaby.livejournal.com]

da!

*crawls in*

*checks diaper*

am i girl ood or boy ood? baby_ood wants to know.

[qthewetsprocket.livejournal.com]

nah...not for me, that kind of game. besides, i like it a lot better here.



...and also whofen scare me just a little bit now kthxbye. *hides*

[baby-ood.livejournal.com]

da-mummy!

*crawls to you so fast almost trips on own tentacles*

da-mummy, find baby follow orders!

*squeals with little oody pride*

[lonely-ood.livejournal.com]

*There* you are!

*squeezes your head affectionately*

You did very good with the order-following. Now here's what to do next: take this sponge and scoot around on the floor, zoom-zoom! That way you'll be mopping up as you go!

oh, and don't worry your little head about whether I'm daddy or mummy, or if you're he or she. We come with universal adapters.

[baby-ood.livejournal.com]

*takes sponge*

zoom!

you da-mummy ood. me ood. no worry. *giggles and gives you a butterfly-kiss with tentacles*