Thank you notes

[mme_depompadour]

[left on Martha's bedside table]

Martha,

I never got a chance to speak to you at the reception. Thank you ever so much for coming to the wedding, we had a lovely day. And thank you for the shoes, they're marvellous and shiny. Fred loves hers as well.

Best regards,

Madame de Pompadour

[left on Pfred's bedside table]

Pfred,

Your daddy and I just want to thank you for coming to our wedding. We hope you had a good time. I'm so pleased you're a part of our happy little family. Penny and Fred send their love and kisses. Hope to see you soon, sweetie.

Love,

Auntie Reinette.

[scrunched up in the bin in the library]

Giac,

I need to see you.

Please.

All my love,

Reinette

[hidden inside the pocket of a pink hoodie, along with a different plain silver ring]

Rose,

I found the ring you got the Doctor and switched it at the wedding. This was supposed to be his wedding ring. I thought maybe you would like to wear it. That way we can all be married to each other, in a way. I love you, sweetheart.

xxxx
Reinette.

Comments

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

*spies*

[mme_depompadour]

*goes to library to retrieve something from bin*

*finds it and eats it*

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

*suspects*

Why are you eating paper, my peach of desire?

[mme_depompadour]

I had a craving.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

*presses you against a bookcase*

I see.

*kiss*

You taste of guilt, my dearest one. Why is that?

[mme_depompadour]

*moans*

Must be the ink.

*kiss*

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

*neck-kiss*

What could you possibly be guilty about?

*presses against you*

*kisses more*

[mme_depompadour]

*heaves*

Nothing. It's nothing.

*moans*

*kisswithtongues*

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

It would have to be something terrible.





Have you killed someone?

[mme_depompadour]

No, I haven't killed anyone.

I haven't done anything.

I really haven't.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

Why won't you tell me what it is?

[mme_depompadour]

THERE'S NOTHING TO TELL!!!

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

THEN WHY ARE YOU EATING PAPER?

[mme_depompadour]

I...

had a craving for iron gall ink.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

I can't trust you, because you've done something terrible and I don't know what it is.

[mme_depompadour]

*sigh*

Fine.

IwroteanotetosomeonebecauseIwantedtotalktothemaboutsomethingbutthenIchangedmymindbecauseIwasjustbeingsillyandtheresnothingtotalkaboutandthenIatethenotebecauseIdidntwantyoutofinditandthinkIwasdoingsomethingbad.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

So whatever the terrible thing is you were conspiring with someone else to do it?

Was it about the babies? Are you going to sell them to a circus?

[mme_depompadour]

No. It was all my idea.



I was going to get Martha to burn your blue suit when you weren't looking. Because I hate it. But then I realised that that would be mean of me. Because I'm your wife and I need to do everything in my power to make you happy. And burning your suit would make you unhappy. So it would be a silly thing for me to do. So I decided against it. Because I love you.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

Did you know that when you lie a bright red spot appears on your forehead?

[mme_depompadour]

No. I didn't know that.

Are we done here?

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

You're the worst wife I've ever had.

[mme_depompadour]

*emo tear*



I'm trying to be the best wife you ever had. I'm sorry if I'm not doing very well.

I'll try harder.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

*wavers*


Tell me. I won't mind, whatever it is. I promise.

*kiss*

[mme_depompadour]

I wrote a note to Giacomo. But I threw it away. I didn't want you to find it, so I ate it.

*emo tear*

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

*kisses away your single emo tear*

See? That wasn't difficult, was it?

What was the note about?

[mme_depompadour]

Nothing. It just said I wanted to talk to him. But then I realised there was really nothing for us to talk about. So I threw it away. I didn't want you to know, because I knew you'd ask me about it and I didn't really know how to answer you if you did. Because I honestly don't know why I wrote it. I was just being daft.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

It's alright if you want to shag him. Our marriage isn't exclusive or anything.

[mme_depompadour]

I know, sweetie. Thank you.
I'll bear that in mind.

*kiss*

Now are we done?

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

I'm very worried about what your secret is.

*sigh*

[mme_depompadour]

I don't have one.

*kiss*

I've told you everything. That's it.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

*suspects*

[ten-martha.livejournal.com]

I'd totally do it. The Universe would thank me.

[the-10thdoctor.livejournal.com]

*offers matches and lighter fluid*

[ten-martha.livejournal.com]

*sneaks off to wardrobe*
*returns*
The deed is done.

[the-10thdoctor.livejournal.com]

*nods*

*high-fives you discreetly*

[off_coloratura]

You are a goddess among women. Can't have the Doctor looking like a tacky Vegas lounge singer.

[ten-martha.livejournal.com]

*clutches Third Doctor to protective bosom*

[ripley-h.livejournal.com]

AND JUST WHAT IS WRONG WITH DRESSING LIKE THAT?

[off_coloratura]

Nothing at all, if it's you doing it.

Oh my god, take me now, you hot Northern stallion. *faints with desire*

[badwolfgrrl2006.livejournal.com]

i

you




*hugs tightly*

[mme_depompadour]

*hugs*

[badwolfgrrl2006.livejournal.com]

i think for the first time since this whole marriage thing started, i feel really



happy.

[mme_depompadour]

*kiss*

Good. I'm glad. I just want everyone to be happy.

[pfred.livejournal.com]

hey auntie reinette. your wedding was pretty cool - albert even made a jackson pollack print out of the bean dip at the reception. *shows you*

btw, do all stepmothers on earth sell you to witches and give you poisoned apples and make you go to balls to dance with princes who steal your shoes? only martha gave me these new ones and i really like them. *shows you new black chucks*

...i can still call you auntie reinette, right?

[mme_depompadour]

Very nice.

Also very nice. And no, they don't

Of course you can, sweetie.

[pfred.livejournal.com]

yeah. i think i'm gonna see if miss gate has any paints for him to play with.

whew.

...cool. so what does it mean now that you and dad are married? do you have to, like, wear each other's socks when you enter a new building, or something? i've asked what being hitched means on earth but people keep telling me different things.

[mme_depompadour]

It means we...

We have to...

We want...

It means we love each other very much and we plan on staying together until one of us (me) dies.

That's it, really.

[stillnotginger.livejournal.com]

Pfred!

Pfred, my darling!

*embraces Pfred in a terrifying hug*