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mme_depompadourHe told me the box is called a caravan. So many things to learn. I went wandering around the caravan last night. It's very large. I was wearing my jeans I don't quite know how they undo? They feel quite interesting I like how they are bit tight around my arse. I saw the Doctor. He was stroking the console of the caravan. The caravan seemed to like it. I think she is alive somehow? She is a she, isn't she? I'm never quite sure which way the Doctor swings She shuddered a bit and every once in a while it was like the walls were moving. I think she came. She made a quiet purring noise that vibrated the floor. It was very sexy sensual. Watching him do that made me want to pleasure myself but I really do believe I am stuck in these jeans forever I think he loves the box caravan more than he loves me. I can understand why. She's strangely seductive.
I need a wee.
I need a wee.
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Date: 2006-06-27 08:48 am (UTC)We may need to sort some things out about the sleeping arrangements. I'm not saying it wasn't nice, but it is not generally considered polite to wake someone up like that.
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Date: 2006-06-27 09:02 am (UTC)I should warm up that stuff in the tube next time, perhaps? I didn't mean to startle you. You seemed to quite enjoy it, though.
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Date: 2006-06-27 09:06 am (UTC)I suppose it's not unlike if you sleep with someone and have to, say, move them into your palace at Versailles?
I was quite tired.
I was quite tired when I went to bed as well, but I didn't want to be impolite when you demanded all that sex.
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Date: 2006-06-27 09:15 am (UTC)You're very good at it. As am I. I watched you do that thing to the caravan last night. You're very good at that as well.
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Date: 2006-06-27 09:22 am (UTC)DON'T LEAVE ME AGAIN.No, it is fine. The caravan does not have a mortgage.
Perhaps next time we could just talk? Or sleep? Sleep is nice.
I was just fixing things.
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Date: 2006-06-27 09:26 am (UTC)We could talk about sex, perhaps? And not actually have any?
Was she broken? Is that why you stroked her like that? It must just be my filthy mind, I thought you were doing something naughty to her.
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Date: 2006-06-27 09:29 am (UTC)WHY MUST EVERYONE LEAVE ME?Promise?
I thought we could talk about other things? Non-sex things?
...yes. She needed fixed. And it was not sexual. Just sometimes she needs coaxing. And teasing. And licking.
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Date: 2006-06-27 09:37 am (UTC)What would you like to talk about, my love? I will listen to anything you want to
moan aboutget off your chest. Your hairy manly chest. Mmmm...chestGive me a minute, OK, I need to do something again.That's better. I would like to
licktouch her some time. She's very curvy and warm in places.It turns me onno subject
Date: 2006-06-27 09:41 am (UTC)Again.Pop music? Philosophy? Literature? Theology? Television?
She doesn't really like other people touching her.
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Date: 2006-06-27 09:46 am (UTC)I watched that Eastenders show you like. I think there should be more sex in it and less people shouting at each other. Will that do?
That's a shame. I would have quite liked to touch her like you do. Maybe you could put in a good word for me?
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Date: 2006-06-27 09:51 am (UTC)I HATE YOU.I suppose so.
You're quite keen on sex, aren't you?
SHE'S MINE YOU CAN'T TOUCH HER PISS OFF
...I'll think about it.
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Date: 2006-06-27 09:57 am (UTC)those bitsyou know. I'm not daft.I like it. It's something to do.
I understand, my darling. I will leave you two alone.
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Date: 2006-06-27 10:03 am (UTC)Shit. Really?It's just that I read a lot about you and it didn't really mention how... active you are.
She's very beautiful.
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Date: 2006-06-27 10:20 am (UTC)I'm trying, my darling. For you.
You should have read between the lines though, sillyShe certainly is.
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Date: 2006-06-27 10:39 am (UTC)Could we hold hands instead?
I love her.
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Date: 2006-06-27 10:44 am (UTC)Of course.
I know you do.
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Date: 2006-06-27 10:46 am (UTC)She's to beautiful. She understands me as no one else does. I like to touch her, sometimes.
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Date: 2006-06-27 10:49 am (UTC)I like to watch you touching her.
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Date: 2006-06-27 10:54 am (UTC)Sometimes I wish she was human-shaped so I could make sweet love to her.
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Date: 2006-06-27 10:57 am (UTC)I thought you were tired. Liar. Are you just tired of me?
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Date: 2006-06-27 11:03 am (UTC)I could probably manage a quick one if you're that determined?
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Date: 2006-06-27 11:06 am (UTC)Come watch the Muppets with me now. We could pretend to be the frog and the pig. They seem to have a thing going on.
I am naked.no subject
Date: 2006-06-27 11:08 am (UTC)Can we not do that? Can we just shag like normal people?
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Date: 2006-06-27 11:10 am (UTC)Whatever makes you happy, darling
as long as we shag.no subject
Date: 2006-06-27 11:44 am (UTC)Can I go on top this time?
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Date: 2006-06-27 11:58 am (UTC)Of course you can. Anything for you.
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Date: 2006-06-27 12:01 pm (UTC)Can I... never mind.
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Date: 2006-06-27 12:11 pm (UTC)What happened?
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Date: 2006-06-27 12:19 pm (UTC)Never mind. Um.
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Date: 2006-06-27 12:50 pm (UTC)Don't worry about it, lover. I understand
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Date: 2006-06-27 12:56 pm (UTC)I'm so sorry.
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Date: 2006-06-27 01:04 pm (UTC)I still love you. I'm sure I can get the stain out.
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Date: 2006-06-27 01:05 pm (UTC)I could try licking it off?
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Date: 2006-06-27 01:10 pm (UTC)I think you should.
That would be hotno subject
Date: 2006-06-27 01:12 pm (UTC)It tastes of lemons.
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Date: 2006-06-27 01:15 pm (UTC)Kiss me.
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Date: 2006-06-27 01:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-27 01:23 pm (UTC)*shags again*
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Date: 2006-06-27 01:24 pm (UTC)*enjoys*
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Date: 2006-06-27 01:32 pm (UTC)for at least five minutesno subject
Date: 2006-06-27 01:34 pm (UTC)*sleeps*
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Date: 2006-06-27 07:06 pm (UTC)YOU COULD DO IT TOO I WOULDN'T MIND
WTF DOCTOR I AM NOT A CARAVAN THOSE ARE CHAVVY EARTH VEHICLES
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Date: 2006-06-28 07:56 am (UTC)I want to stroke you but I think it might upset him.
Are you two an item? I cannot fathom him sometimes.no subject
Date: 2006-06-28 03:34 pm (UTC)BLUSH MODE
YOU MAY STROKE ME IF YOU LIKE I DON'T THINK HE'D MIND
HE MIGHT EVEN LIKE TO WATCHTHE DOCTOR AND I ARE CONNECTED BY BONDS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO FATHOM
BUT NOT AS CONFUSING AS THE BONDS YOU AND ROSE TYLER USE ON HIM THAT HE APPEARS TO ENJOY WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUTno subject
Date: 2006-06-28 03:58 pm (UTC)He seems to like to watch a lot of things. I like to watch him touching you.
But those bonds are connected to you too, in a way. Well, they were that one time.no subject
Date: 2006-06-28 06:15 pm (UTC)YES THAT WAS VERY INTERESTING IT MADE ME FEEL ALL TINGLY WHEN YOU ATTATCHED HIM TO ME LIKE THAT WILL YOU DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME?no subject
Date: 2006-06-28 06:28 pm (UTC)Anytime you like. Just say the word. He liked it. You liked it. Rose and I certainly liked it. Nothing could possibly go wrong.*licks you*