Doctor, I need to speak with you.

[mme_depompadour]

Ummm, I had a bit of a run in with Giac last night. Nothing happened. It's just that some people may have got hold of the wrong end of the stick and possibly they may be intending to start beating around the bush with it. If you get my gratuitous Rutles reference drift. I just wanted to tell you except I didn't want to tell you at all but I'm being kind of pressured into it. So I'm telling you now. Nothing happened. Nothing would have happened. It's just that I've been a bit needy and I don't really know what to do with myself. I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

*emo*

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[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

I myself have been tempted.

[mme_depompadour]

I'm so sorry. I was tempted by Giac he's so fucking hot.

And Rose. And Lynda. And Rose some more.

I've saved myself, though, like you wanted. That had better have been worth my while, lover.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

I was wondering about something. Why are we getting married?

[mme_depompadour]

Love. Remember? Because we love each other and you want me to stay with you until I inevitably die.

And for the sake of our two bastard children.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

But you could do that anyway. Without the legal bit.

[mme_depompadour]

Don't start this again, please. Not now.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

what if we moved it back a week?

[mme_depompadour]

No!
Why do you keep doing this to me?

*sobs*

Please stop doing this.

Please.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

*awkward pat*

What do you want, my blossom of virtue?

[mme_depompadour]

I want to marry you tomorrow. And I don't want to discuss it any further.

I don't want to not marry you. I don't want to marry you some other time rather than tomorrow.

*cries*

Please leave me alone.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

I can't leave you alone, you're sad.

[mme_depompadour]

My darling, I love you, but it's you that's making me sad.

Just promise me you'll marry me tomorrow.
Please stop making me doubt you, and myself.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

Of course I will. Only the destruction of the Earth itself could stop me.

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

Uh-oh.

[qthewetsprocket.livejournal.com]

*stocks up the bunker with chocolate and bottled water*

[mme_depompadour]

Good.

Oh God, you're not planning on blowing anything up again, are you?

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

*kiss*

[mme_depompadour]

*kiss*

*eyes you suspiciously*

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

*gives you TARDIS key*

Here. To prove my love and ensure prove that I won't run away.

*kiss*

[mme_depompadour]

*surprised look*

I love you.

*pushes key between ample breasts*

*kiss*

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

*stares at your ample breasts*