wedding plans and matters of a sexual nature

[mme_depompadour]

Well, we're definitely on for Wednesday, and it looks as if everyone's coming. Miss Gate has given us her blessing, so that's lovely of her. And she will be baking us a wedding cake. She's a wonderful woman. Despite having thrown everyone out of her house and onto the street. Rose has agreed to be my maid of honour. The invitations have been sent, the catering is arranged and the dresses will be arriving on Monday.

In other news, The Doctor and I have decided to abstain from any sexual activities, with anyone, until our wedding night. It was his idea, and despite my initial protests, I feel it is probably for the best. It is, in any case, a very romantic gesture on his part. I do love him so.

Quick note to all the ladies out there, and Jack, and indeed Giac: If I catch you trying to break his resolve in this matter, I will be hellishly angry. And trust me, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Comments

[ten-martha.livejournal.com]

Have you informed the TARDIS? Good luck with that...

[mme_depompadour]

I've taken that into account. I'm not a fool.

[ten-martha.livejournal.com]

*blushes* I'm sorry, I quite overlooked that.

*holds up list*

[lyndawithay]

*shrugs*

*holds up list*

*gestures towards Arthur*

*makes "voila" gesture*

[mme_depompadour]

*hugs you*

Bless you, Lynda. Has anyone ever told you how sweet you are?

[lyndawithay]

*bites lip*

Oh, is that right? Is that what I am? Oh! no-one's ever told me that before. Am I sweet? Really?

Um, someone may have mentioned it once, yeah.

*hugs you back*

[mme_depompadour]

*is still hugging you*
You are, though. You're very sweet.

*hugs tighter*
You smell nice.
*sniffs*
Mmmmmmm.

[lyndawithay]

*oblivious*
*keeps hugging you*

Thanks...so do you.

[mme_depompadour]

*flicks a pigtail*
I love your hair.
*inhales deeply*
Your hair smells lovely, too.

[lyndawithay]

Really? Gosh, you never mentioned it before.

Or noticed me at all, really.

...you're not drunk, are you?

[mme_depompadour]

That's because we've never really talked before, you and I, have we, Lynda-with-a-y?

*stands back and admires you*

You're really quite cute.
*licks lips*

Of course I'm not drunk, I'm breastfeeding. I haven't touched any alcohol in months.

[lyndawithay]

Well, if you're not drunk, then.

No, I guess we haven't. *smiles*

And you're completely gorgeous. The Doctor kept going on and on about you to me, and I can see he was absolutely right. You're quite an amazing woman. I kind of wish sometimes I could be more like you.

[mme_depompadour]

You have a wonderful smile, Lynda-with-a-y.
*caresses your cheek*

That's terribly flattering, but I think you're lovely just the way you are.
*stares pointedly at your lips*

[lyndawithay]

...oh, you don't really mean that. You're just horny because of that abstinence thing.

believe me, I know what that's like.

[mme_depompadour]

Oh God, Lynda, I'm so sorry.
*snaps out of it*

I meant what I said, though. You are cute. And you smell nice. I'd really like to get to know you better some time.

Maybe after the wedding, eh? That is, if you want to.

[lyndawithay]

Oh, I'd love to!

*dejected* um, maybe. I'm not sure Arthur would like it if we...you know.

[mme_depompadour]

That would be really nice.

I'm sure Arthur would understand if you explained it to him. Or we could make sure Arthur never found out. Either way's fine with me.
*winks*

It's a bit warm in here. I think maybe I should go and see to Fred.
*fans self*
Yes, I should go.

[lyndawithay]

Well, we'll see...I honestly don't know what he would think. I've thought about it a lot. And you are devastatingly gorgeous. But I kind of have enough secrets from Arthur as it is.

[mme_depompadour]

Maybe he'd like to join us? Is he the adventurous type?

[lyndawithay]

To be honest, I'm not certain. I'd hazard that he isn't, though.

[mme_depompadour]

Shame. Oh well, I'm sure we'll be able to think of something.

[lyndawithay]

Perhaps.

[another-ood.livejournal.com]

*wiggles tentacles suggestively*

[lyndawithay]

*looks daggers at you*

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

Think of it as scrunching up a spring and then releasing it. *kiss*

[mme_depompadour]

*kiss*

*moans*

Oh, God, I don't think I can do this.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

It will prove our love.

[mme_depompadour]

Yes, it will, my darling.

*kiss*





Wanking is allowed, right?

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

I imagine so.

[mme_depompadour]

Thank God.