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[mme_depompadour]

The Doctor never showed after arousing me with his stern talking to.
I had to see to myself with that thing I found in his bedside table.
I would have let him watch, but alas, he never showed.
I hope he's not with that silly little girl. I am far better at pleasing him than she will ever be. That must be why he asked me to move into his room.

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[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I had to go and stroke the TARDIS in a very sensual manner do something important.

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[mme_depompadour]

Well, you missed the show. I hope you're happy about that.

I could put on another one some time, maybe?

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[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

There'll be other chances, my love.

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[mme_depompadour]

I know, my angel.



You had better do me again soon before I explode. You know how I am.

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[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

You're quite randy, aren't you?

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[mme_depompadour]

I try, my dear, I try.



Please help me out of these jeans. I still need a wee. And something else.

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[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

The little zip thing undoes them.

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[mme_depompadour]

I've just worked it out. Silly me. I was looking at the wrong bit.



I've had a wee. And a wank. That's better.

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[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

We could get you a skirt instead?

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[mme_depompadour]

That might be a good idea.



It's just that I sometimes need umm....well, I don't want to wear you out. Though you seem to have quite some stamina.

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[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

A little short one. Also, you may want to learn about underwear.



I am not used to so much. Um. Activity. I usually only get it about once a decade.

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[mme_depompadour]

Underwear? That sounds frightful.



Maybe you need a nice long bath and a nap. I can come and lather you up? I won't do anything naughty, I promise.

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[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

You don't have to. It's just sort of traditional and stop people seeing your bits when you bend over.



I think I underestimated how much energy I would need if you moved in.

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[mme_depompadour]

I see. This skirt is awfully short, by the way. I may give this underwear thing a try, if only to stop the draft.


You will adapt, my darling. In the meantime I will play with Rose or myself. I am perfectly happy just being around you and watching you stroke the caravan

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[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

That's what it does. That and makes it more difficult to have sex.



There's some pornography in the library, if you want.

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[mme_depompadour]

Why would you want to make it more difficult to have sex? That makes no sense to me.




I want. Show me.

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[ex-sarahjane8.livejournal.com]

Hello there, I'm Sarah Jane Smith. I used to travel with the Doctor. Who are you exactly?

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[mme_depompadour]

I am his one true love. Despite what anyone else may be saying elsewhere.


Though he does seem to love the box in a funny way sometimes

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[ex-sarahjane8.livejournal.com]

You don't yet know him very well, do you? At any rate, you should check down the fifth corridor to the right off the console room in the TARDIS, there's a lovely little outdoor garden. (I don't quite know how it's outdoors, but it is.)

I used to catch him in all sorts of compromising positions with the box.

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[mme_depompadour]

I went exploring last night, it is lovely yes. But it seems to be the sixth corridor on the left. (Are you getting a bit old maybe?)



I saw him last night. I don't know what he was doing but he was obviously enjoying it. I watched him for a good half an hour. I like to watch.

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[ex-sarahjane8.livejournal.com]

Hm. Perhaps the Doctor hasn't told you that the ship is telepathic and rearranges it self at whim. (Does any of that make sense? I suppose they had only just discovered that the earth rotates around the sun in your time.)

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[mme_depompadour]

Ship? What ship? We live in a caravan. I thought it was a box, but I was being silly.

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[ex-sarahjane8.livejournal.com]

Sorry, sorry! Yes, of course, the caravan is slightly telepathic.

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[lucia-tanaka.livejournal.com]

*taps chin* You dislike Rose? Wanna be my friend?

And he's a bit dumb at times, but I think The Doctor's rather sweet.

But what's with that whole 'Doctor' thing. He got amnesia and forgot his name?

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[mme_depompadour]

I like Rose just fine. We had girlsex a little bit. We get along splendidly.

It's more than just a secret.

Apparently. I think he's just forgotten, maybe?