wankers

[mme_depompadour]

Men are all the same. They all look the same too, what the hell is going on?? It's like some strange sexless nightmare. I'll just see to myself then, as per usual. Arseholes.

*wanks*





Oh, ooh. That's better. Oooh. Mmmmmmmm.
Ow. ooowwwwww.



OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

Ow. Oh. Ow. Fuck. Fuckfuckfuck.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Aaah. Ow.
*moans*




Oh, fucking great. Just what I need right now.

Comments

[lyndawithay]

Hoo boy.

It's all right, Reinette, we'll get you through this, and Miss Gate'll be here to help you too.

*fetches towels and water*

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE SHIT?

[lyndawithay]

Childbirth? You've been all through this before Doctor, I can't see why it'd surprise you.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

BUT SHE'S ONLY JUST GOT HERSELF KNOCKED UP!

[lyndawithay]

Rose delivered quickly, too. Again, this is not new.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

Have you broken something?

[mme_depompadour]

*checks*
Not yet I haven't, no.

I'm fine now, so you can fuck off and do whatever it was you were doing.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

Lynda says you're about to expell our baby from your womb.

[mme_depompadour]

*sarcastic* Do you reckon?
I can tell you're going to be about as much use as a chocolate watch.

Oh. Aaah. OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
OW. OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
*pants*

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

KEEP IT IN. THEN IT WON'T HURT.

[miss-gate.livejournal.com]

*boils water*
*fetches towels*
*readies ether*
*shoos away men except Doctor*

Respirez, Madame!

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

Can't she just keep it in?

[miss-gate.livejournal.com]

Of course she can, my sweet, but only with encouragement. Hold her free hand and tell her to breathe and push. That way the baby will be sucked back inside.

[mme_depompadour]

Oh, Penelope, I'm so glad you're here.
*pants*

He's going to be completely useless isn't he? I know he's your son, but really, Penelope, what exactly is the point of him?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOh. OOOOOOOO.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*clenches teeth*
*pants*

If he tries to dealienify my children can I come and stay with you? I don't want him touching them.

[miss-gate.livejournal.com]

His job, in these circumstances, is to shut up and hold your hand. Later he may hand out cigars to the other gentlemen.

Fear not. I have laid down certain guidelines which I believe will prevent his going ahead with his scientific idea.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

You are such a liar!

[miss-gate.livejournal.com]

Ha!

[badwolfgrrl2006.livejournal.com]

it's alright reinette! I'm here! *holds your hand* we'll get through this together!

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

Don't encourage her!

[badwolfgrrl2006.livejournal.com]

you, bog off! she doesn't need your rallying cries of KEEP IT IN!!!1 right now.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

I'm only trying to be helpful!

[mme_depompadour]

Thank you, Rose.
*squeezes*

I may need you to get him the fuck out of here.
*pants*

I just don't really have the patience to deal with him right now. If he gets on my nerves, could you please help me out?

[badwolfgrrl2006.livejournal.com]

whatever you need. forcibly.

[type4o.livejournal.com]

PUSH REINETTE PUSH

*EYES NICE CLEAN NEW FLOORING AND HOPES THERE ARE PLENTY OF TOWELS AROUND YOU*

[mme_depompadour]

Oh, it's you. I love you. I feel a bit woozy. I wanked out the baby *giggles* That was probably not a good idea.

*pants*
Should I be pushing? I don't know if it's time.
*grunts*
OOOOOOWWWWWW!!!

*pants*

ARGHRGNGNGGNGNNNGG