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Aug. 10th, 2006 10:27 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mme_depompadour*post-coital sigh*
Things are slowly returning to normal in our strange caravan-based household. The Doctor seems to have abandoned his dealienifying plans for the moment. I believe Miss Gate may have had something to with it. I will need to thank her next time I speak to her.
I am feeling rather nesty, and keep cleaning things. I'm sure it's hormonal, because I've never had the desire before. I ironed all the sheets in the TARDIS linen closet last night.I couldn't sleep. I kept being woken up by vaguely Scottish singing. I don't know what that's all about. Then I went to the wardrobe, which was in complete disarray. I wanted to iron the Doctor's spare suits numbers three and four, but they've disappeared. I'm sure I hung them there when I picked them up from the dry cleaners. I found several similar suits, but they were blue, which is so not the Doctor's colour. Maybe the TARDIS is having one of her practical jokey things again. I shall have to ask her.
Fred is moving a tremendous amount now. My stomach keeps undulating wildly, it's ever such a strange sight. I think she's trying to talk to me, but she doesn't seem to have mastered the telepathic skills her sister is exhibiting. Not yet anyway. I look about seven months along now, it's all going terribly fast. The Doctor's advice about thinking about kettles and drying paint doesn't appear to have helped much.
Oh, and I ran into an old acquaintance. Maybe that's why I'm doing all this housework. He's a bit distracting. And horny.
Must. Do. Dishes.
Things are slowly returning to normal in our strange caravan-based household. The Doctor seems to have abandoned his dealienifying plans for the moment. I believe Miss Gate may have had something to with it. I will need to thank her next time I speak to her.
I am feeling rather nesty, and keep cleaning things. I'm sure it's hormonal, because I've never had the desire before. I ironed all the sheets in the TARDIS linen closet last night.
Fred is moving a tremendous amount now. My stomach keeps undulating wildly, it's ever such a strange sight. I think she's trying to talk to me, but she doesn't seem to have mastered the telepathic skills her sister is exhibiting. Not yet anyway. I look about seven months along now, it's all going terribly fast. The Doctor's advice about thinking about kettles and drying paint doesn't appear to have helped much.
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Date: 2006-08-10 09:12 am (UTC)What if we put Fred in a vat for a while to pause her gestation?
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Date: 2006-08-10 09:41 am (UTC)How many times do we have to have this discussion about vats? We are not putting her in any vat. She's staying right here.
*rubs belly protectively*
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Date: 2006-08-10 09:57 am (UTC)*handporns*
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Date: 2006-08-10 10:06 am (UTC)You mean you had a sort of porn>plot type revelation?*pounces*
*pins you to the immensely crisp sheeted bed*
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Date: 2006-08-10 10:09 am (UTC)Yes, exactly that.Oh, how these over-starched sheets contrast with the softness of your breasts.
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Date: 2006-08-10 10:11 am (UTC)It's quite sexy, isn't it? Like fucking in a hospital bed.
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Date: 2006-08-10 10:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-10 10:54 am (UTC)*grabs your cock*
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Date: 2006-08-10 11:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-10 11:41 am (UTC)*pants*
Kind of manly and hairy.
*squeals*
I especially like it when that one does that.
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Date: 2006-08-10 11:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-10 12:13 pm (UTC)I'm so glad you had your little revelation.*rides you hard*
Don't mind the bump. It always does that.
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Date: 2006-08-10 04:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-10 04:30 pm (UTC)Of course I mind. It's the most beautiful and natural thing in the world.
Feel it, it's all round and soft.
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Date: 2006-08-10 04:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-10 05:00 pm (UTC)Feel it. Now.
You're still not entirely in my good books, you know. And you're not helping your position right at this moment. *glares at you*
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Date: 2006-08-10 05:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-10 05:41 pm (UTC)And, as you may have noticed, I stopped thrusting a good ten minutes ago when you said my bump was "off-putting". Now, you can give my bump a jolly nice rub, and then we can continue where we left off or I can *squeezes hard* take my leave right now.
I've been doing my pelvic floor exercises. They're ever so useful.
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Date: 2006-08-10 05:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-10 05:56 pm (UTC)It's a bit weird, and ever so slightly hurtful when you quickly pull your hands away and mutter "ewwww" under your breath every time you accidentally stray downwards from my tits.
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Date: 2006-08-11 04:45 am (UTC)as Rose has been known to do. You know how many feelings I have for you, and how incredibly sexy you are even in your maternal state, but there are certain things that are just too weird even for me.no subject
Date: 2006-08-11 05:42 am (UTC)I'm going off for a wank. I may be some time.
*leaves*
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Date: 2006-08-11 06:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-11 07:18 am (UTC)