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[mme_depompadour]

I have been having some doubts about my relationship with the Doctor. He has become increasingly patronising and is making less and less sense. He will not drop his insane idea of somehow dealienifying our offspring, something which I am more than a little wary of. I have been told it's a dangerous procedure. I just don't understand why he wants to do this so badly. I can't see anything wrong with them. I like their alienness, it reminds me of him. And I love him, because I am an idiot. Why does he dislike his own children so? I have asked him about it several times, but he always retorts with his usual "It's for the best"s and "I know what I'm doing"s. It's infuriating.

I mean, obviously, there's a whole self-loathing issue going on that he just won't talk about. Something to do with his outcast status as a child and the frustration and anger that has resulted from his not fitting in in his own family or anywhere else. I'm not dim. But as long as he won't talk about it there really is precious little I can do to change his mind.

I don't want him meddling with our babies' genes. It's really quite upsetting me. I have threatened to leave him but as usual he doesn't appear to be taking me very seriously. Which is another thing that's really getting on my last nerve at the moment. That and the fact that he never did thank me for doing his ironing and getting him new socks.

I had a chat with his aunt Sarah the lesbian, but she despises him, and consequently she wasn't much of a help, so I don't really know what to do anymore.

I have been spending time with Penny, and she is such a joy. She talks to me in my head. I assume that's one of those alien things Daddy would like to rectify. I'd miss it a lot if he did. She's got a wonderful little personality and mind. I love her so much.

Fred is doing odd things in my womb. I think she was talking to Penny yesterday. They're such clever girls.
*rubs belly*

I am not going to let him hurt them.

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[de-seingalt.livejournal.com]

I pitied the mother and the daughter who had confidence in such a man.

[mme_depompadour]

*fans self*

Haven't we...met? Oh God, I really don't need this right now.

[de-seingalt.livejournal.com]

Versailles was a beautiful spot!

[mme_depompadour]

Oh, it's YOU. Oh dear. Yes. Well. What on earth are you doing here?

Yes it was. Especially that wardrobe. And that dark corner of the ballroom. And the garden. Bathroom, that too. Library, yes, that was you, right? And...oh yes. I remember you now. Hello.

[de-seingalt.livejournal.com]

The tears which were flowing from my eyes, as I kissed her hand, told her better than words how truly happy I was myself.

[mme_depompadour]

It was very nice, wasn't it? You did get a bit overemotional about it, but that was part of your charm. And sex was...well, yes. Ummm.
*blushes*
Good times. Anyway, ummm, yes, I must be getting on with ummm. Things.
Yes, things, that's it.

*heaves a bit*


Those are terribly sexy boots.

[de-seingalt.livejournal.com]

As the fair marquise moved on, I could only stammer forth my gratitude.

[mme_depompadour]

My, you're...wordy.

*moves slightly closer*

mmmmm...you smell nice like testosterone and leather

[de-seingalt.livejournal.com]

He had contrived to gain the favour of Madame de Pompadour.

[mme_depompadour]

Well, you've succeeded. But I really must be off. I have terribly important things to do. Woman's things, you know.

*stares*


Don't smile at me like that. I will not fall for your slutty charms. I am a happily semi-attached woman now.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

I promise I'll do anything you want. Honest. You are the pulsating starfish of my hearts, the joy of my life, etc.

[mme_depompadour]

You're so full of shit lately.

We've had this discussion, you know perfectly well what I want. Keep your hands off our children. Or I'm going. No more ear-tugging promises and shifty looks, you're not touching them, plain and simple.

Back off.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

I promise! I'll leave them as they are. I love you and so on. I would die if you left me. Metaphorically at least.

[mme_depompadour]

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

I heard you whispering with your mother just now. I don't trust you anymore.

And stop tugging on your ear.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

I merely wanted Penelope to reassure me that I was mistaken in my stupid plan to dealienify our children.

[mme_depompadour]

Whatever. Talk to the face, or whatever it is Rose always says.

You'll need to do a bit more to convince me you're on the level.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

What? What can I do to make you not leave trust me?

[mme_depompadour]

Nothing. That's the problem. I'm not convinced that you will leave them alone and not try to dealienify them when I'm not looking. There's nothing you can do to convince me. I won't be letting them out of my sight, ever again. Yeah, so no sex for you unless you don't mind Penny poking your arse with her mobile phone. If I ever find out that you have so much as mentioned or thought about or plotted anything to do with dealienifying either of them I will leave you and take them with me.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME??

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

I admit that I lied to you at least once before, and that I discussed the matter with Penelope. But only out of love for you, my darling French muffin. It was foolish and misguided on my part, but motivated by love, as I have just mentioned just there in the previous sentence.

[mme_depompadour]

Good. That's settled then.

I'm still not leaving them alone with you. Ever.
Not that that would bother you greatly.

[badwolfgrrl2006.livejournal.com]

penny doesn't talk to me in my head.




maybe it's cos you're her mum and the doctor's her dad. i forget a lot of the time she's not really

mine.

[mme_depompadour]

She's a bit yours too, Rosey. I'm sorry she doesn't talk to you. I'm sure she will.

*kisses your forehead*

Cheer up sweetie.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

But you two are her lesbian mothers.

[badwolfgrrl2006.livejournal.com]

i was only a womb...

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

But in a good way.