dreams and things

[mme_depompadour]

I don't know what is going on. The Doctor and I had some lovely emo sex last night and he fell asleep in my arms like a big emo baby. I stroked his hair for a bit but then he started to mumble things about Penelope again. And then he started to moan. I assumed he was having an upsetting dream of some sort about his mother, so I left him to it and went to make a cup of tea. Judging from the state of the sheets when I came back to bed, maybe it was an alltogether different kind of dream. I am choosing to assume for the moment that he had two VERY DISTINCTLY DIFFERENT dreams, one of which was about his mother, and one of which MOST DEFINITELY WAS NOT. I find it easier to cope that way.

So anyway, I was making a cup of tea and ran into Martha. I have no idea where she came from, but there she was. I think Martha may actually be that Petunia girl the Doctor keeps going on about, though she assured me her name was most definitely Martha. I fear for the Doctor's sanity sometimes, I really do. Anyway, she seems jolly nice and has fabulous tits. Really. Fabulous. I'd like to touch them some time. and we had a little chat about the Doctor and his foibles and such. She says she'll be staying with us for the time being. THREESOME MATERIAL!!! AT LAST!!!

I went back to bed a few hours later and had a really hot dream about Martha.

I've only just woken up, and we appear to be in Aberdeen. I guess anything beats the Vortex, but still. Aberdeen?
I am currently in the library, still researching dreams and what they may mean. At some point in the night someone's been in here. There are books all over the floor with titles like "How to Blow up the Universe in 5 Easy Steps" and "Big Explosives Explained" and "BOOM!!! The Untold Story of Gallifrey". There's also a notepad full of scribbles and things.




I'm sure it's nothing to be worrying about.

Comments

[badwolfgrrl2006.livejournal.com]

i'm reading that oedipus thing right now to see what all the fuss is about.




oh my.

[mme_depompadour]

Yeah. Oh my. I don't know what to do with him anymore, I really don't.
Maybe Petunia will be able to snap him out of it.

[ten-martha.livejournal.com]

Distraction seems to work better than direct confrontation. I suspect I should lay in a supply of bright shiny objects. Think Cybermen would work?

loves your notebook page A LOT

[mme_depompadour]

He likes shiny things, yes. And mustard. Don't give him mustard, though, seriously.

I don't know what it means. I found it in the library. It's a bit...odd.

[badwolfgrrl2006.livejournal.com]

also

WTF EVEN YOU'RE REPLACING ME WITH THAT WHORE PETUNIA

[mme_depompadour]

WTF?? YOU'RE NOT HERE, ROSE. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TOUCH YOUR BOOBS IF YOU'RE NOT HERE? Besides, last time I tried that they sprayed me.

[badwolfgrrl2006.livejournal.com]

I DUNNO

ANYONE BUT HER THOUGH

[mme_depompadour]

Why? What have you got against her? She's got lovely boobs and soft skin

[ten-martha.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT A WHORE I'M NOT EVEN DOING HIM

UNLIKE SOME BLONDES I COULD MENTION

[mme_depompadour]

You're not referring to me, are you? I thought we got off to a good start, you and me?

*stares at your pert breasts*

[ten-martha.livejournal.com]

We are on excellent terms, especially since you haven't called me a whore. I am referring to the lady -- and I use that term advisedly -- who has just had the Doctor's baby.

[badwolfgrrl2006.livejournal.com]

I ALREADY HATE YOU ON PRINCIPLE

DON'T MAKE IT WORSE

[ten-martha.livejournal.com]

He misses you, you know. Even though he never mentions it. I sometimes encounter emo poetry in the library wastebin.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

We went for ice-cream. I brought you a banana.

[mme_depompadour]

*eats banana suggestively*

Who did? You and Martha? Why wasn't I invited?

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

*stares, lustily*

Me and Petunia. I thought you were with us, but you weren't. I got you that banana, though. That very lucky banana.

*stares more*

[mme_depompadour]

*still eating banana, slowly*

No, I wasn't. But thanks for the banana.Are those your scribbles I found?

*licks banana*

[lyndawithay]

THREESOME MATERIAL!!! AT LAST!!!

What am I, chopped liver?

[mme_depompadour]

HOW MANY TIMES??? YOU'RE NOT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lyndawithay]

Not by choice.

...I don't think I've ever spoken to you since I arrived, come to think of it.

[mme_depompadour]

I know, sweetie.

I don't think we have, no. You're kind of cute. I wish you were here.

But like I said, you're not here.

Oh well.

Private to Reinette

[ten-martha.livejournal.com]

Psst. The Doctor's trying to shove me off the TARDIS (http://ten-martha.livejournal.com/459.html?thread=459#t459) into Victorian England with all his other discards. I don't mind leaving in principle, but I'm damned if I'll be separated from contraceptives, feminism, antibiotics, and semicondoctors.

In any case, are you good with trying to fend off the emo alone, or should I keep fighting to stay on board? I figure that two sane voices are better than one, especially when dealing with Mr. I-Feel-Sad-So-I'll-Kill-Everybody.

Re: Private to Reinette

[mme_depompadour]

DON'T LEAVE ME WITH EMOMAN.

Please don't leave me alone. He's gone quite stark raving mad

Re: Private to Reinette

[ten-martha.livejournal.com]

Calme-toi, chérie.

The only way he'll get me off this ship is with physical violence, and he (1) hates that and (2) is thinner than spaghetti that's gone on a reducing diet. I'll just politely decline all offers of shore leave.

I can rely on you to do my shopping in the interim?

Some days later

[ten-martha.livejournal.com]

Reinette! Come quickly! K-9 says that the Doctor's plan to de-alienify Penny will kill her! (http://ten-martha.livejournal.com/1219.html?thread=45507#t45507)