*waiting*

[mme_depompadour]

*prepares dinner, checking the clock every now and then*

*goes to the mirror and straightens her hair*

Comments

[agent_harkness]

*arrives home*

*with chocolates*
Smells fantastic, beautiful.

[mme_depompadour]

*snogs you*
Almost ready.
*eyes the chocolates*
Apologising for something?

[agent_harkness]

No.

*looks at them*
Well, maybe.

[mme_depompadour]

*smiles*
I told, you I never trust a man with chocolates.
*pours you a glass of wine and opens the chocolates*
What is it, then?
*puts them on the table and pops one in her mouth*

[agent_harkness]

...I don't know. I wish you'd tell me, though.

[mme_depompadour]

You wish I'd tell you why you bought me chocolates?
*eats another one*
*slowly*

[agent_harkness]

*swallows*
Well, that's one reason.

No, why I feel like I need to apologize to you. I feel like it's something related to River, but I have no idea what I did. You seemed to be annoyed at me for some reason.

[mme_depompadour]

*finds one with a creamy centre and bites a bit off*
*pokes her tongue into it*
You told me all about Professor Song last night, yet somehow you managed to avoid mentioning the fact that she was a woman. And a rather attractive one at that.
*pops the rest of the chocolate in her mouth*
I don't like it when you don't tell me things, Jack. If you'd just mentioned it, and told me she was hot and you quite fancied her, I'd have been fine with it. As it is, it felt like you were trying to keep something from me. You know how much that irks me.

[agent_harkness]

You're right. Except that was only my initial reaction.

To be totally honest, I may not have mentioned she was a woman partly because I thought you might be jealous. But believe me, I was doing my damnedest to forget I'd ever been attracted to her. And not for your sake, either. She's really been getting on my nerves.

[mme_depompadour]

*laughs*
I'm not that bad, Jack. I'm not going to get jealous just because you meet ladies.
*gets up and chacks on dinner*
Why is she getting on your nerves?

[agent_harkness]

*laughs*

Because she never tells me anything.

[mme_depompadour]

*serves up and points the spoon at you*
Aha! Annoying, isn't it?

[agent_harkness]

*laughs again*
Touché. Consider my lesson learned.

[mme_depompadour]

*eats*
Good boy.

[agent_harkness]

*eats*
Mmm.

So, you took all the kids today. How'd that go?

[mme_depompadour]

*eats*
It was tiring, but I managed. Claire and Daf managed to play together for most of the time, I only had to intervene once or twice when Claire started hitting him with a stick.

[agent_harkness]

Why'd she do that?

[mme_depompadour]

He was playing with something she wanted. He's a lot bigger than she is, I think she thought she needed some leverage.
*smiles*
Nothing malicious, just normal brother sister stuff.

[agent_harkness]

So tell me, beautiful.

Suppose I eventually do meet a woman that I am attracted to, and tell you about her. I'm assuming here I'd have to run anything I do about it by you first.

[mme_depompadour]

*eats*
Anything you do about it? Umm... yes. Is that... do you think that's unreasonable of me?

[agent_harkness]

Course not.

Would you feel threatened about me feeling attracted to someone else? Or acting on it?

[mme_depompadour]

No, I wouldn't feel threatened by you being attracted to someone else.
*pours herself more wine*
Acting on it, yes.
*sips*
Of course I would. You know my history with men, Jack, I'd panic, I know myself well enough to know that. I'd need an awful lot from you to even consider...
*shrugs*
I don't even really know what I'd need, I...
*looks at you*
Why... why are you asking me this?

[agent_harkness]

Breathe. Relax.

I just wanted to confirm what I suspected. I haven't done anything, of course I wouldn't. You think I don't know you at all?

But at the same time, you know my history. With everyone. What's a given with me isn't always with everyone.

I need to know the rules. And they should be as clear as possible.

[mme_depompadour]

*tries to relax*
Okay. Right, yes.
*sips*
I do know you, Jack, that's why I'd never say never, I don't want to drive you a...

*takes a deep breath*
No... No, I don't want you sleeping around. If you want to do that, I want you to leave. I can't do that again.

[agent_harkness]

That's my girl.
Can I flirt? Can I kiss someone? With or without your permission?

[mme_depompadour]

*pokes you with her fork*
Don't mock, this is hard for me.
*laughs*
Of course you can flirt, I don't know about... yes... I suppose... I don't know. No?

[agent_harkness]

It's hard to ask for what you want? From me?

Good, if you hadn't wanted me to flirt that would have been quite the challenge.

If that's the way you feel about it, let's say no on that one, and I'll ask if something comes up. Deal?

[mme_depompadour]

From anyone, I'm not used to it.
*nods*
Deal.
*grins*
Anything else you want to ask?

[agent_harkness]

Just one thing.

If I'm ever acting Doctory, or in a way that's annoying you or making you uncomfortable, but you don't want to get into it right there, give me a signal, like a tug on your earlobe or something. I'll see it and know right then, and we can talk through it later when we get the chance.

And I want you to promise to ask for what you want. Even if you don't think you're going to get it.

[mme_depompadour]

Alright. I'll tug on my earlobe.
*takes your hand*
I promise I'll ask.

*smiles*
I want sex.

[agent_harkness]

Oh, gee, I dunno... I am kinda tired...

*sweeps you up*
Oh, I just can't say no to that face.

[mme_depompadour]

*squeals and snogs you, grabbing you tight*

[agent_harkness]

*walks out of the kitchen with you in his arms*
Bed? Sofa? Up against the wall?

[mme_depompadour]

*bites her lip, unsure*
Sofa.

*firmly*
I want you to fuck me on the sofa.

*visibly pleased with herself*
In the ass.

[agent_harkness]

*kisses you*
Funny. That's just what I was going to suggest.

*lays you on the sofa and crawls over you, pulling bits of clothing aside and kissing your exposed skin*

[mme_depompadour]

*squirms, running her hand through your hair*
Yes... oh, Jack, yess...

[agent_harkness]

*kissing and biting your breasts*
You know what's amazing?

I just can't get enough of you. Ever. The minute I see that look in your eye or hear that sexy voice voice...

*slips a hand between your legs*
it's like the first time all over again.

[mme_depompadour]

*pushes her hips up towards your hand*
Good. You won't ever have to go anywhere else, then.
*grabs your head and kisses you hard*

[agent_harkness]

*kisses you back, working his hand against your clit, insistent and delicious, but not quite enough to make you come*

You kidding? And give up all this? I'd be a real idiot.

*kisses and bites his way down your neck, groaning*
How would madame like it? From behind, so I can play with these gorgeous tits? Or facing, so I can kiss you?

[mme_depompadour]

*tries to make more contact with your hand, panting*
Ohhh... behind... from behind.
*grabs your belt and undoes it*

[agent_harkness]

*lets you open up his trousers and then flips you roughly over*

*runs an appreciative hand over your backside*
*grins as he lubes himself and you*
*slides the wet hand up to squeeze your breast*

*positions himself, but holds back*
Like this, gorgeous?
*gives your breast another squeeze and a slippery pinch*

[mme_depompadour]

*groans*
Yes... like that...
*tries to push herself back onto your cock*
Fuck me, Jack.

[agent_harkness]

*doesn't need telling twice*
*eases into you slowly, groaning, stopping a few times to roll your clit between his fingers*
*breathless*
Good lord, woman... Oh my fucking god...

[mme_depompadour]

*grabs your hand and puts it over her breast, yanking you closer in the process and urging you to speed up*
Yes, Jack... yesss...
*looks over her shoulder*
Hard. Fuck me hard.

[agent_harkness]

*grabs your hip with his other hand and SHOVES into you, hard*
*makes an animal noise and fucks you like a demon*

[mme_depompadour]

*screams and drops her head*
YES! YESYES... OHGOD....
*comes with a wail*

[agent_harkness]

*shudders and comes, pushing even deeper into you and holding it*
*collapses over your back, panting, and strokes you gently*
Oh, beautiful girl. Oh, my gorgeous fucking sexpot.

[mme_depompadour]

*turns to kiss you, panting*
That was perfect. Thank you.