My head hurts. I think the paint fumes did something to me. I hope little Fred 2.0 is OK.
I saw the Doctor earlier. He was putting test tubes in the freezer. He said he was testing their durability under low temperatures. I can't help but wonder why. I hope he's making kinky ice cubes, perhaps? That would be nice, he knows how much I like ice cubes.
If he is still thinking about freezing a Fred I will cut his balls off with a rusty knife.
I wonder what he's up to.
I saw the Doctor earlier. He was putting test tubes in the freezer. He said he was testing their durability under low temperatures. I can't help but wonder why. I hope he's making kinky ice cubes, perhaps? That would be nice, he knows how much I like ice cubes.
I wonder what he's up to.
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Date: 2006-07-09 07:58 pm (UTC)(he is being very scary right now. something about nightmares and his mother being ill? or maybe he is just...being himself, as usual.)
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Date: 2006-07-09 09:57 pm (UTC)Anyway, I brought you both some more chocolates, and some Vesparian ginger-ale. The different flavours all have different effects; we used to have it at birthday parties.
And Reinette, my sweet, the Beldinian chocolate melts slower if you inject it with chrolithium. *doses* Now you can teach Rose that trick you do so well with them.
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Date: 2006-07-09 10:02 pm (UTC)are you bringing us sex tips in a moment of distress?!
i like you.
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Date: 2006-07-09 10:58 pm (UTC)Anyway, try the Pink Ale. It makes your fingers go all tingly and lets you make someone ticklish wherever you touch them.
I have many skills.
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Date: 2006-07-09 11:03 pm (UTC)i think reinette is ticklish anyway
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Date: 2006-07-10 12:06 am (UTC)Yes, she is. In several very intriguing places. I could show you when she wakes up if you like.
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Date: 2006-07-12 05:57 pm (UTC)My dearest peach of lust?
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Date: 2006-07-12 08:33 pm (UTC)What's the deal with the test tubes, my sexy alien love machine?
Is there something you're not telling me?
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Date: 2006-07-12 08:42 pm (UTC)Which Fred do we love most?
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Date: 2006-07-12 09:55 pm (UTC)Why do you ask, oh weirdo love of my life?
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Date: 2006-07-12 10:19 pm (UTC)So that we can freeze one of them.
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Date: 2006-07-14 07:13 pm (UTC)I don't think so, oh lonely freakazoid angel of mine.
I don't think so.
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Date: 2006-07-14 08:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-14 09:57 pm (UTC)Or has that temporarily slipped your mind?
*still has knife at the ready*
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Date: 2006-07-14 09:58 pm (UTC)You can choose, dearest potato of affection?