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mme_depompadour*watches the Doctor struggle with a family-sized tent*
*frets a bit*
Are you sure Dafydd and Penny will be alright, darling? It's a bit chilly. And damp.
*tries unsuccessfully to protect them from the Welsh drizzle*
Why Wales, exactly?
*frets a bit*
Are you sure Dafydd and Penny will be alright, darling? It's a bit chilly. And damp.
*tries unsuccessfully to protect them from the Welsh drizzle*
Why Wales, exactly?
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Date: 2007-10-31 09:08 am (UTC)*watches the tent collapse*
*tries again*
Wales is lovely. At other times of the year. Sorry about that.
*more or less gets the tent up*
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Date: 2007-10-31 09:15 am (UTC)*puts the babies in the tent and dries them off a bit*
*takes in her surroundings*
It's a bit musty. Like a wet dog. Where did you get this tent?
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Date: 2007-10-31 09:20 am (UTC)*sits in the tent with you*
Found it in the TARDIS.
*bounces a baby*
So, umm... are you seeing anyone?
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Date: 2007-10-31 09:22 am (UTC)*bounces the other one*
Why?
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Date: 2007-10-31 09:25 am (UTC)*makes faces at whichever baby it is*
So I was wondering if you were... you know. Not interested. Or conflicted. Perhaps we should start over?
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Date: 2007-10-31 09:29 am (UTC)*frowns*
That was you, wasn't it?
You seemed more interested in wearing my clothes. And you keep saying you're not really my husband. And then you went evil that time. Wait... was that you or the other one?
*confused*
Maybe we should start over, yes.
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Date: 2007-10-31 09:33 am (UTC)I feel a bit awkward replacing your husband. Because I'm him and I'm not him. You must miss him terribly.
*nods* Right, starting over. Hello!
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Date: 2007-10-31 09:38 am (UTC)Hello.
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Date: 2007-10-31 09:42 am (UTC)So. Umm. Nice children you have.
*another awkward pause*
I like your hair.
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Date: 2007-10-31 09:51 am (UTC)*bounces Penny again*
This is Penny. That's Dafydd. I'm quite fond of them.
Your hair's very... well, it's a bit.
*thinks*
It's a bit all over the place, really. Is that deliberate?
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Date: 2007-10-31 09:55 am (UTC)*ruffles own hair* It has a mind of its own. Do you think I should get a haircut?
You have lovely eyebrows.
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Date: 2007-10-31 10:06 am (UTC)*watches you ruffle*
No, you should leave it, it's very nice. It makes me want to...
*tries unsucessfully to straighten it out a bit*
fix it.
*ruffles*
It feels nice, too.
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Date: 2007-10-31 10:10 am (UTC)Would it be very forward to... touch your knee?
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Date: 2007-10-31 10:14 am (UTC)No... I suppose... no, not at all. Be my guest.
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Date: 2007-10-31 10:16 am (UTC)*caresses your knee*
You have lovely knees, has anyone ever told you that?
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Date: 2007-10-31 10:21 am (UTC)*shifts so your hand slips to her thigh a bit*
*smiles*
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Date: 2007-10-31 10:24 am (UTC)*pauses* Am I going too fast for you?
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Date: 2007-10-31 10:27 am (UTC)No! God, no.
*snogs you*
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Date: 2007-10-31 10:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-31 10:41 am (UTC)Where were we?
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Date: 2007-10-31 10:51 am (UTC)*snogs you some*
Oh! Wait! Should we discuss emotions and the terms of our intimacy?
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Date: 2007-10-31 10:55 am (UTC)Terms? What sort of terms?
*tries to kiss you again*
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Date: 2007-10-31 11:07 am (UTC)I don't want you to be replacing your husband and I don't want to be taking advantage of you. We can have our own love that is ours and no one else's. Though I'll take care of your children, of course, since by other self seems to have abandoned that responsibility and they do have my genes.
And can I move back into our bedroom?
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Date: 2007-10-31 11:22 am (UTC)*kisses you*
Yes, you can...
*kisses you again*
*hesitates*
...depending, of course, on the outcome of this particular encounter. The one we're engaged in at the moment... depending on whether or not it comes to a mutually satisfactory conclusion. So to speak.
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Date: 2007-10-31 11:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-31 11:40 am (UTC)Does that worry you?
I'm not the greatest catch anymore, Doctor, I've got two children, and if I'm going to settle down with someone, they had damn well better be the right person, or I'm wasting my precious time. I'm not getting any younger, I could be test driving other potential right people as we speak.
Now are we going to shag, or what?
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Date: 2007-10-31 07:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-31 07:47 pm (UTC)I swear to God, if you're not inside me in the next two minutes, then that's it, you've had your chance.
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Date: 2007-10-31 08:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-10-31 08:23 pm (UTC)Thank you.
*grabs your cock*
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Date: 2007-10-31 09:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-01 05:33 am (UTC)*nearly squeezes your cock clean off as you become more enthused*
Whoa there, big boy. Remember the terms.
*relaxes and waits for you to put some effort in*
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Date: 2007-11-01 05:35 am (UTC)*tries harder*
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Date: 2007-11-01 05:53 am (UTC)*shudders*
Ooh! That's nice... do that again...
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Date: 2007-11-01 06:08 am (UTC)*improvises*
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Date: 2007-11-01 06:57 am (UTC)OW!
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Date: 2007-11-01 04:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-01 05:08 pm (UTC)Oh... that's much better.
*shags more*
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Date: 2007-11-03 04:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-03 06:32 pm (UTC)*straddles you with an exasperated sigh*
*takes your hand and puts it somewhere fun*
*puts the other one somewhere equally fun*
Don't move.
*shags*
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Date: 2007-11-04 10:04 am (UTC)