Where's this poem then?
Jul. 6th, 2006 08:53 amThe Doctor claims to have written me a poem. I have yet to hear it, but I'm sure it's lovely.
He found Jack in Mexico, but no Fred *cries*.
The Doctor says we do not need a spare Fred, which is unfortunate, seeing as I appear to be incubating one. Will go off in search of backstreet abortion today. Maybe Jack knows someone, he's bound to have dealt with unwanted children before.
I painted the nursery beige and pink. I still need to do the curtains and the bedding and we need to get lots of bits and bobs. I think I will talk to PenelopeMaybe she will throw us a baby shower? If I don't tell her about the backstreet abortion of course.
I'm still horny. Must find Jack.
He found Jack in Mexico, but no Fred *cries*.
I painted the nursery beige and pink. I still need to do the curtains and the bedding and we need to get lots of bits and bobs. I think I will talk to Penelope
I'm still horny. Must find Jack.
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Date: 2006-07-06 07:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-06 09:29 am (UTC)Besides, I do not trust your intentions. I believe you are sadly trying to make up for the terrible mistakes you made with your half-alien hybrid-child thing, mistakes which have turned him into the slutty, confused, hubristic, self-loathing, oedipal and angry
manalienTime Lordman he is today. Now why, pray tell, would I have any reason to prefer your foster mothering offer over a backstreet abortion?I don't think the Doctor wants another baby. I just want to make him happy. *sobs*
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Date: 2006-07-08 04:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-06 05:28 pm (UTC)Oh, Reinette
I make you wet
In personal places
And you make funny faces
When we have hot sex
And you steam up my specs
When you undress
And when you caress
My thing for which there is no rhyming euphemism.
Do you like it? Is it romantic enough?
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Date: 2006-07-06 05:51 pm (UTC)That's just lovely, my weirdo alien love.
*goes quite moist*
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Date: 2006-07-06 06:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-06 07:40 pm (UTC)I love your long, hard minutes, really*kiss*
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Date: 2006-07-06 07:45 pm (UTC)Those are hours, my love.no subject
Date: 2006-07-06 09:06 pm (UTC)Are you absolutely sure, oh Lord of Time? They go by awfully quickly.no subject
Date: 2006-07-06 09:15 pm (UTC)WHAT THE SHIT?