Meanwhile, one week earlier in the TARDIS wardrobe...

[mme_depompadour]

NO!!

*turns around again*

*is accosted by a giant scarf*

FUCK!


FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!

*sinks to the floor*


*laughs*
For fucks's sake.

*looks around*
At least there's clothes...

*spots a dress frighteningly similar to one of Penelope's*

*puts it on*


*looks in the mirror*

*smirks*
If only I had a hat.




*runs fingers over her lips*
*closes eyes*

*sighs*
Fuck.