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mme_depompadourMary Jeffries' House of Good Clean Victorian Fun,
in conjunction with
Ms. M. Jeffries' Home for Fallen Women
is happy to announce a special introductory HALF PRICE offer!
Come and spend some quality time with one of our lovely ladies for a reduced price of just 20 pounds for AN ENTIRE EVENING!
Our ladies specialise in all manner of sexual delights, as well as scintillating and witty conversation. They are also excellent listeners for the gentleman who just wants someone to talk to.
This offer is only valid tomorrow evening, between 8:00 and 8:30 pm.
Flyer must be shown in order to qualify for the reduced price offer.
in conjunction with
Ms. M. Jeffries' Home for Fallen Women
is happy to announce a special introductory HALF PRICE offer!
Come and spend some quality time with one of our lovely ladies for a reduced price of just 20 pounds for AN ENTIRE EVENING!
Our ladies specialise in all manner of sexual delights, as well as scintillating and witty conversation. They are also excellent listeners for the gentleman who just wants someone to talk to.
This offer is only valid tomorrow evening, between 8:00 and 8:30 pm.
Flyer must be shown in order to qualify for the reduced price offer.
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Date: 2006-10-23 02:56 pm (UTC)*reads it*
*pockets the flyer and tries to look inconspicuous*
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Date: 2006-10-23 02:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-23 02:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-23 03:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-23 03:58 pm (UTC)How much do you need?
Are you buying me a gift?
*brandishes wad of cash at you*
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Date: 2006-10-23 04:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-23 04:17 pm (UTC)Nothing for me?
*gives you 60 pounds*
Buy yourself something nice while you're at it.
*smiles sweetly*
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Date: 2006-10-23 04:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-23 04:26 pm (UTC)*eyes you*
Will you be needing more than 60 pounds? To get a few rounds in?
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Date: 2006-10-23 04:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-23 04:38 pm (UTC)Have fun.
*kiss*
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Date: 2006-10-23 04:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-23 04:42 pm (UTC)*strokes your cheek*
I love you.
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Date: 2006-10-23 05:39 pm (UTC)Me too.
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Date: 2006-10-23 06:04 pm (UTC)*walks off*