*puts kettle on*
Oct. 16th, 2006 12:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mme_depompadour*spots large box, addressed to Jeanne-Antoinette Gate*
*opens box*
Dear Ms. Gate,
Enclosed please find the 200 copies of your novel A Time Traveller and his Wife, as per your order.
We have sent off several copies for review, and will be keeping you informed of the reviews as and when they come in.
As ever, we look forward to hearing from you,
Kind regards,
S. Smith Ladybooks Publishers
P.S. Contrary to the opinion you made so abundantly clear in your previous letter, you WILL be receiving an invoice. We are not a charity.
*takes out book*
*pours a cup of tea*
*sits down to read*
It was a dark and stormy night. The storms stormed angrily in the black darkness, and small animals hid from the rain in bushes and in trees and under larger animals. A small, damp kitten lay curled under a horse, mewling pathetically as it endeavoured to keep warm despite the storms and the darkness.
In that howling cacophany of pain and sorrow was a house, made of bricks and straw. Inside the house sat a man. A sad, lonely man. He was tall and handsome, with a sharp mind and a manly and very attractive body.
*giggles*
Any passing observer on that dark and stormy night would wonder why he was alone. For surely he was too handsome and charismatic not to be spending that dark night in the arms and intimate areas of a beautiful and bendy woman?
*laughs out loud*
With a sigh, the man looked around the room and struggled with his inner pain. His name was Nathaniel, and his despair was the deepest ever felt by anyone ever. No one could hope to understand how agonised he was in his very soul, how complex and deep his pain was...
*sips tea*
*reads*
*opens box*
Dear Ms. Gate,
Enclosed please find the 200 copies of your novel A Time Traveller and his Wife, as per your order.
We have sent off several copies for review, and will be keeping you informed of the reviews as and when they come in.
As ever, we look forward to hearing from you,
Kind regards,
S. Smith Ladybooks Publishers
P.S. Contrary to the opinion you made so abundantly clear in your previous letter, you WILL be receiving an invoice. We are not a charity.
*takes out book*
*pours a cup of tea*
*sits down to read*
It was a dark and stormy night. The storms stormed angrily in the black darkness, and small animals hid from the rain in bushes and in trees and under larger animals. A small, damp kitten lay curled under a horse, mewling pathetically as it endeavoured to keep warm despite the storms and the darkness.
In that howling cacophany of pain and sorrow was a house, made of bricks and straw. Inside the house sat a man. A sad, lonely man. He was tall and handsome, with a sharp mind and a manly and very attractive body.
*giggles*
Any passing observer on that dark and stormy night would wonder why he was alone. For surely he was too handsome and charismatic not to be spending that dark night in the arms and intimate areas of a beautiful and bendy woman?
*laughs out loud*
With a sigh, the man looked around the room and struggled with his inner pain. His name was Nathaniel, and his despair was the deepest ever felt by anyone ever. No one could hope to understand how agonised he was in his very soul, how complex and deep his pain was...
*sips tea*
*reads*
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Date: 2006-10-16 11:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-16 11:55 am (UTC)*puts book down*
What's this in aid of, my love?
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Date: 2006-10-16 01:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-16 02:52 pm (UTC)Why thank you.
*puts flowers in vase*
*goes back to reading book*
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Date: 2006-10-16 03:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-16 04:06 pm (UTC)*shows you book*
It's my novel.
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Date: 2006-10-16 04:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-16 04:16 pm (UTC)Oh, very.
Shall I read you a bit?
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Date: 2006-10-16 04:53 pm (UTC)Shall I massage your feet as you read it?
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Date: 2006-10-16 05:13 pm (UTC)*sits back*
*reads*
Rowena writhed sexually on the bed, her wanton body spread out beneath Nathaniel like a tray of sandwiches at a picnic. Her skin blushed with the heat of her desire, and her nipples stood like fleshy strawberries on her full round breasts. Nathaniel leaned down to kiss her, exploring the curve of her lips and then the wet goodness of her mouth. She moaned against his tongue, parting her legs further as an invitation to sample her offering...
*eyes you*
What do you think?
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Date: 2006-10-16 05:35 pm (UTC)*listens*
I think that's very arousing. It shows your sensual side.
*sucks on a toe*
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Date: 2006-10-16 06:05 pm (UTC)Mmmm, that's nice...
*continues*
As their bodies slid together as one, Nathaniel whispered soft mutterings of his love, moved almost to tears by the warm comfort of her tight internalness. Rowena experience a sexual climax almost instantly, spasming with joy and hormonal overload...
*stifles a giggle*
Nathaniel held her in his arms as she shuddered and trembled, then thrust once more into her well-lubricated femininity. It was so luxurious that any lesser man would have soon filled her with his love-fluid, but Nathaniel was not a lesser man...
*smirks*
*pushes toe into your mouth*
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Date: 2006-10-16 07:18 pm (UTC)*strokes your foot*
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Date: 2006-10-16 07:37 pm (UTC)*moans*
*wriggles*
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Date: 2006-10-16 08:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-16 09:23 pm (UTC)Don't you want to hear any more?
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Date: 2006-10-17 04:00 am (UTC)*strokes your knee*
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Date: 2006-10-17 07:18 am (UTC)*holds book in one hand*
*runs the other through your hair*
*reads*
For many hours they continued their erotic movements, fused together in intimate pleasure. She was stunned by his stamina and by his extensive knowledge of sexual positions. No man had ever pleased her with so little apparent effort, and certainly none had ever driven her to such heights of primitive bliss.
*looks at you*
*drops book*
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Date: 2006-10-17 09:00 am (UTC)It's the most erotic narrative I have ever experienced.
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Date: 2006-10-17 09:30 am (UTC)Isn't it just?
*grabs you by the scruff of the neck*
*snogs you silly*
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Date: 2006-10-17 11:44 am (UTC)I hope there's a filthy sequel.
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Date: 2006-10-17 11:49 am (UTC)Oh, so do I...
*hops onto kitchen table, stark naked*
*eyes you*
Come here.
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Date: 2006-10-17 11:57 am (UTC)*kisses*
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Date: 2006-10-17 12:13 pm (UTC)*wraps legs around you*
Take me.
*smirks*
Fill me with your love-fluid...
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Date: 2006-10-17 12:15 pm (UTC)You're so hot when you talk dirty, you wanton hussy.
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Date: 2006-10-17 12:20 pm (UTC)*grabs you by the arse*
Sample this offering...
*fucks*
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Date: 2006-10-17 12:31 pm (UTC)That book is truly inspiring.
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Date: 2006-10-17 12:35 pm (UTC)*claws at your back*
Drive me to the heights of primitive bliss...
*fucks harder*
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Date: 2006-10-17 12:37 pm (UTC)How I adore your warm internity. It drives me wild with desire.
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Date: 2006-10-17 12:41 pm (UTC)*moans as it does just that*
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Date: 2006-10-17 12:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-17 12:49 pm (UTC)Your love for me is as spectacular as your impressive erection...
*bucks*
*snogs*
Oh!
*comes*
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Date: 2006-10-17 12:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-17 12:56 pm (UTC)*snogs madly*
No man has ever pleased me with so little apparent effort.
*is fucked some more*
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Date: 2006-10-17 01:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-17 01:13 pm (UTC)Oh yes.
*fucks*
I am stunned by your stamina.
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Date: 2006-10-17 01:28 pm (UTC)*shags*
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Date: 2006-10-17 01:42 pm (UTC)*is shagged*
...knowledge...
oh
...of sexual positions.
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Date: 2006-10-17 01:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-17 01:57 pm (UTC)*snogs*
*looks around*
Well. That was fun.
*hops off the table*
*kisses you*
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Date: 2006-10-17 02:12 pm (UTC)You seem very fond of the kitchen.
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Date: 2006-10-17 02:15 pm (UTC)It's as good a place as any.
*kiss*
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Date: 2006-10-17 02:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-17 02:53 pm (UTC)*kiss*
I think I might go and write another novel.
*beams*
I'm just full of beans today, have you noticed? What's up with that?
*kiss*
See you, lover.
*bounces off like a demented puppy*