*wanders off into kitchen*
Oct. 12th, 2006 12:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mme_depompadour*spots kettle again*
*stares into space*
*shakes head*
*sighs*
*puts kettle on*
*spots post*
*reads*
*mumbles*
Jeanne-Antoinette Gate...
*opens*
Dear Ms. Gate,
Please find enclosed the proof cover for your novel "A Time Traveller and His Wife". Let us know what you think, we would like to go ahead with the first print run as soon as possible.
Regards,
S. Smith Ladybooks Publishers
*frowns*
...What?
*stares into space*
*shakes head*
*sighs*
*puts kettle on*
*spots post*
*reads*
*mumbles*
Jeanne-Antoinette Gate...
*opens*
Dear Ms. Gate,
Please find enclosed the proof cover for your novel "A Time Traveller and His Wife". Let us know what you think, we would like to go ahead with the first print run as soon as possible.
Regards,
S. Smith Ladybooks Publishers
*frowns*
...What?
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Date: 2006-10-12 10:54 am (UTC)What's that you've got?
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Date: 2006-10-12 10:55 am (UTC)Yes. Yes I am.
*shows you thing*
It was addressed to me.
*reads letter again*
*frowns*
I...
*checks envelope for anything else*
I have no idea what it is.
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Date: 2006-10-12 10:57 am (UTC)It looks like the cover for a novel. You must have written one in your sleep and sent it off. Aren't you clever?
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Date: 2006-10-12 10:58 am (UTC)*frowns*
I'm pretty sure I didn't.
Am I going mad again?
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Date: 2006-10-12 11:00 am (UTC)But look, it's got your name on it. So you must have written it.
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Date: 2006-10-12 11:03 am (UTC)I really don't recall writing a novel.
*pours tea*
At all.
*frowns*
Besides, it's just a cover. Maybe someone's playing a trick?
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Date: 2006-10-12 11:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-12 11:14 am (UTC)Right.
Okay.
*milk, sugar, stirs*
*hands you a cup*
*sips tea*
*stares at cup*
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Date: 2006-10-12 11:19 am (UTC)You're drinking an awful lot of tea recently. Are you pregnant?
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Date: 2006-10-12 11:20 am (UTC)What?
*looks at cup*
Oh, right.
No. I'm not pregnant. I just...
...like tea?
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Date: 2006-10-12 11:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-12 11:24 am (UTC)If you like. Is that what you've been writing lately? Erotic love poems?
*eyes you*
*stares at teacup again*
*mind wanders*
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Date: 2006-10-12 11:29 am (UTC)*finds a poem* Here's one.
Your breasts are like apples
Moist and round
And tempting
Like the sound
Of your sensual voice
Or the thrilling manoeuvre
Where you suck like a hoover.
...why are you staring at that teacup?
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Date: 2006-10-12 11:34 am (UTC)*smiles*
That's...
...lovely.
*eyes you*
Are you sure you didn't write that?
*stops staring at teacup*
I was just...
...thinking.
About the novel. And stuff.
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Date: 2006-10-12 11:36 am (UTC)...feel moved to write poems about you.
*blushes*
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Date: 2006-10-12 11:38 am (UTC)That's very sweet of you, my love.
I like the bit about the hoover, it's very...
*thinks*
graphic.
*smiles*
More tea?
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Date: 2006-10-12 11:41 am (UTC)Yes, please. *offers cup*
Many of them are about your perfect breasts. There's a really good one about your oral skills, and one about that thing you do with your fingernails.
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Date: 2006-10-12 11:42 am (UTC)Really?
How sweet of you.
*kiss*
*distracted by teacup again*
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Date: 2006-10-12 11:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-12 11:53 am (UTC)*drops teacup*
Ummm...
I...
*looks at the floor*
I should probably clean that up.
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Date: 2006-10-12 11:55 am (UTC)*looks at you* Are you alright?
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Date: 2006-10-12 12:07 pm (UTC)*cleans up broken teacup*
Read me the rest, my love?
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Date: 2006-10-12 12:10 pm (UTC)Are you having an affair?
Why else would you stare
At the teacup as though
It was significant
As though it were something you love.
You are hiding your feelings
About something or someone
And you reek of guilt
Are you having an affair?
Is it someone who will share?
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Date: 2006-10-12 12:14 pm (UTC)That's very...
*looks at you*
Yes.
*thinks*
Yes, I suppose I am.
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Date: 2006-10-12 12:19 pm (UTC)I'm fairly sure I know, but I thought I should ask.
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Date: 2006-10-12 04:13 pm (UTC)I'm sure that doesn't surprise you.
We...
I...
Actually, I don't quite know what we're doing. I'm just telling you now that we're doing it. Whatever it is.
*stares at you*
So I hope that's OK. Because I'm not planning on stopping doing whatever it is we're doing any time soon.
*smiles*
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Date: 2006-10-12 04:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-12 05:12 pm (UTC)No, darling. I'm not.
Never ever.
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Date: 2006-10-12 05:13 pm (UTC)*kiss*
*handporns*
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Date: 2006-10-12 05:18 pm (UTC)Good.
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Date: 2006-10-12 05:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-12 05:35 pm (UTC)Yes. I do.
In fact, I don't think I've ever been this happy.
*grins like a loon*
*kiss*
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Date: 2006-10-12 05:40 pm (UTC)Anything to make you happy, my darling bumblebee.
*handporns*
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Date: 2006-10-12 05:45 pm (UTC)*giggles*
*handporns*
*giggles again*
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Date: 2006-10-12 05:48 pm (UTC)*smiles*
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Date: 2006-10-12 05:51 pm (UTC)*kiss*
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Date: 2006-10-12 05:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-12 06:11 pm (UTC)*kiss*
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Date: 2006-10-12 11:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-13 05:08 am (UTC)He looks exactly like you.
*looks at you*
Yes, darling, I suppose he is.
*smiles*
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Date: 2006-10-13 06:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-13 06:21 am (UTC)Yeah.
I'm pretty sure about that.
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Date: 2006-10-13 06:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-13 06:31 am (UTC)No.
*frowns*
You're right.
*smiles*
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Date: 2006-10-13 06:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-13 07:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-13 07:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-13 07:49 am (UTC)*kiss*
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Date: 2006-10-13 08:05 am (UTC)