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Jul. 1st, 2006 12:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mme_depompadourYOU EVIL HEARTLESS WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And you, Doctor, I gave you that mustard with the best of intentions and this is how you repay me? YOU VILE SLUTTYCOCK-HUNGRY SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!
Miss Gate has taken our lovingly createdbastard vat-grown Time Baby to sell it into chimney sweep slavery or something. YOU COLD-HEARTED BITCH!!!!!!!!!
That's the last time I try to be nice to her.
*sobs*
Bring back my baby! Fred!!!!!!! Come back!
*wails*
*faints in an 18th Century French manner*
And you, Doctor, I gave you that mustard with the best of intentions and this is how you repay me? YOU VILE SLUTTY
Miss Gate has taken our lovingly created
That's the last time I try to be nice to her.
*sobs*
Bring back my baby! Fred!!!!!!! Come back!
*wails*
*faints in an 18th Century French manner*
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Date: 2006-07-01 10:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-01 11:10 am (UTC)Don't touch me, you mustard gobbling bastard.
Go find our baby, NOW!!!!!!
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Date: 2006-07-01 11:12 am (UTC)I looked for our baby, my love. I looked all over the place and then I looked again.
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Date: 2006-07-01 11:16 am (UTC)I you don't find Fred I will never put out for you ever again
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Date: 2006-07-01 11:18 am (UTC)Miss Gate might be hiding.
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Date: 2006-07-01 11:21 am (UTC)Get the caravan to do it through magic. Or use that all-purpose screwdriver thing you're so gay for. THINK, GODDAMMIT!!!
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Date: 2006-07-01 11:23 am (UTC)Let us head to the nineteenth century, my sweet blossom.
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Date: 2006-07-01 11:26 am (UTC)I'm very angry. I want to hit you. Hard. And...Umm...stuff.
I'm getting turned on now. I hate you.
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Date: 2006-07-01 11:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-01 11:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-01 11:00 am (UTC)I WAS AN INNOCENT BY-STANDER
i can't believe this has happened...and miss gate seemed so...POLITE
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Date: 2006-07-01 11:08 am (UTC)I told you not trust her, didn't I? Didn't I say she was scary? Wasn't I right as I am in all things?
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Date: 2006-07-01 11:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-01 11:10 am (UTC)Don't hate me, I didn't do anything wrong.
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Date: 2006-07-01 11:12 am (UTC)deep down i know you didn't. But i need someone to vent at.
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Date: 2006-07-01 11:13 am (UTC)You liked it.
Vent at someone who is not me?
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Date: 2006-07-01 11:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-01 11:16 am (UTC)Shout at Miss Gate, she's the evil one.
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Date: 2006-07-01 11:12 am (UTC)Too busy pretending to have a penis for that sick alien fuck over there?
Innocent bystander my arse.
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Date: 2006-07-01 11:12 am (UTC)I DID NOTHING WRONG
IT WAS THE OOD
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Date: 2006-07-01 11:18 am (UTC)Besides we were going to do that penis thing together, you and me and the caravan and the straps and stuff, selfish bitchThe Ood can't be trusted to sort fucking socks properly, you can't blame them, they're mindless drones.
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Date: 2006-07-01 12:02 pm (UTC)I even remembered to pack cream buns for Miss Gate before travelling back to her era.
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Date: 2006-07-01 12:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-01 12:03 pm (UTC)little emo ood. with your little emo glasses and your cute little face and your little tentacles and
i can't stay mad at you. goddamnit.
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Date: 2006-07-01 12:10 pm (UTC)Ahem.
I apologise for the unusual intensity of this owner imprinting.
*abruptly licks wall*
Jaffa cake, Madam?
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Date: 2006-07-01 12:15 pm (UTC)with alcohol in it.
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Date: 2006-07-01 03:45 pm (UTC)attempted eyebrow raise. don't think it looks as good on me
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Date: 2006-07-01 03:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-01 11:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-01 12:04 pm (UTC)at least join in the search. weren't you a man? USE YOUR MANLY POWERS TO FIND FRED.
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Date: 2006-07-01 12:16 pm (UTC)What the -?
Well, if you really want my advice...
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Date: 2006-07-01 12:18 pm (UTC)please tell me your advice! don't set your flesh-eating weasels on me!
*CRIES*
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Date: 2006-07-01 01:02 pm (UTC)*ahem*
What I want to know is, how is Captain Jack actually involved in all this? Aren't you curious?
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Date: 2006-07-01 01:38 pm (UTC)