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[mme_depompadour]

We went to the seaside and had ice cream. That was very nice. We did lots of threesome handporn which was great.
The ice cream made me a bit sick though. The box caravan seemed a bit upset at all our fun and locked us out. I watched the Doctor lick her better which was really hot. She let us in after that and I had a lie down. The Doctor and Rose talked about bananas, I heard them. He's always talking about bananas, why is that? I think he loves the cock.

*emos*
I miss Fred a bit. I stroked the vat and sang a song while I was lying on the bed. Maybe I shouldn't have put her in a vat? I hope she's not too lonely. Also, Rose said she'd rub my Fred filled belly, and now she probably won't and I wish she would, because that would be nice I wish we could have taken her to the seaside with us.
*is conflicted*

I feel I need to talk to the old witch my mother-in-law Miss Gate or something. I promised the Doctor I would be nice to her and suck up. Maybe we can talk about cake? I hope she doesn't hate me for putting Fred in a vat.

I need a hug.
*sobs*

Comments

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

Are you being miserable? *pats your belly* I'm sure Fred's happy in her little vat.



Mum thinks you're wonderful. Probably. We can just assume she does, yeah?

[mme_depompadour]

You're very chirpy today. What have you been up to? Was it anything to do with bananas? Why do I have to miss all the fun?
I'm sure she is. I would have liked it to be pink, though. Shall we move it to a nursery or somewhere today? I don't like her being on the floor next to the bed I kind of kicked her a bit last night when I needed a wee and she rolled under the bed. She seems OK, though.

OK, we'll just assume she does. I like her, really. I don't think she'll ever forgive me for calling her a whore.

I'm not miserable. I just sort of wanted a hug because I miss Fred But you wouldn't undertsand that because there are a lot of things you really just don't understand. Twat. I love you.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

I'm always chirpy. It's my winning smile that does it. There was a banana, yes.

We can paint the nursery pink?

She adores you, probably.

*hugs*

[mme_depompadour]

Liar. I knew it. You love the cock, don't you?

I think the caravan would like it if we painted the nursery pink. Maybe we could sand her down together? I bet she'd like that a lot.

I hope so.

*ruffles you*
Put your specs back on, they were making me moist.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

I am, though. Yes.

Shall we buy paint or just reset the walls?

Let's assume.

*specs*

[mme_depompadour]

Sure you are, my darling. We know

Paint, proper paint. Then we can wear overalls and sand and prime and get really dirty and lick each other stuff.

ok

*melts*

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

I am! *sigh*

Wonderful idea, my little French peach.

[badwolfgrrl2006.livejournal.com]

I can still rub your lovely flat fred-less belly? It's very soft.

i think you're right about the cock thing. did he every try and flirt with your king dude?

[mme_depompadour]

Oh good. I'm glad. *shows you belly*

Umm. Well there was this one time he kind of...yeah, well. I thought he was just doing it to get in his good books. Him being the king and everything.

[badwolfgrrl2006.livejournal.com]

*rubrubrub*





did you get in on the action?

[mme_depompadour]

*squeals*


I did try. They kind of ignored me, though. I had to finish myself off. I assumed it was a one-off. Should we be worried?

[badwolfgrrl2006.livejournal.com]

*kisses your belly*

i think we should be a bit worried? We had this companion once, Jack, and well....he and the Doctor were really close. really really close. oh my god.

[mme_depompadour]

*wriggles*

Ooh. That's nice. Do that again.

Oh dear. Between that and the blasted caravan thing there won't be any left for the likes of us. What are we going to do?

[badwolfgrrl2006.livejournal.com]

*kisses*

we could always tie him up again. give him a friendly little reminder that women are just as good as men. and two women are even better.

[type4o.livejournal.com]

I LIKED CAPTAIN JACK HE WAS NICE AND HIS SHIP WAS NICE WE SPENT HOURS TALKING WHEN YOU THREE WERE OUT HAVING THREESOMES WHERE YOU THOUGHT I COULDN'T SEE SAVING THE WORLD TOGETHER

SOMETIMES I SORT OF WISH big_ears WOULD COME BACK I BET HE AND THIS DOCTOR WOULD HAVE HOT STEAMY SEX GET ALONG VERY WELL TOGETHER

IT WOULD BE ODDLY LIKE WATCHING THE DOCTOR PLEASURING HIMSELF NOT THAT I'VE EVER DONE THAT

[miss-gate.livejournal.com]

My lady - forgive my forwardness, but I speak out of concern for my grandchild-to-be. What is to be done with the quadroon? Surely it cannot be raised in safety aboard the Doctor's ship, particularly not in such... irregular... family circumstances. I extend again my offer of sanctuary the infant on its arrival in this complicated world.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

Reinette was worried you might not like her. I think it should be fine because, well, you're from the nineteenth century and she's from the eighteenth and those are right next door to each other, as are England and France. So it's like you're already best friends, isn't it? Isn't it? She has promised not to call you a whore again. She says she is sorry about that.

We are growing Fred in a vat and are painting a nursery for her and she will have three parents at least so I think she'll be fine where she is.

Please don't be angry at me, Mum.

[mme_depompadour]

Hello again. Ummm...I'm sorry about us getting off on the wrong foot, you know? Thank you for your kind offer, but we will be taking care of Fred ourselves for now anyway Perhaps you would like to come visit her when she is done? With the vat thing? I don't know how long that will be I really need to ask the Doctor how long Time Babies take when you put them in a vat. I hadn't thought about that.

Maybe we can exchange cake recipes some time? I would like that very much. Food turns me on.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

*poke* Don't tell me, tell her.

And smile. Nicely. Oh, and try to look maternal.

[mme_depompadour]

*pokes you back* I am telling her. In a roundabout inept kind of way. I'm from the eighteenth century and you're poking me for not replying to the correct comment? Count yourself lucky I can work a bloody computer in the first place.You are such a cunt sometimes, Doctor

I love you, Doctor. You arsehole

*dons an apron and smiles sweetly*
Will that do?

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

I thought you were just scared of her. Are you scared of her? I am a bit.


Lose the apron. It makes it look like you're my mistress servant or something.

[miss-gate.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you would like to come visit her when she is done?

Yes. I think perhaps that I should.

[lonely-god.livejournal.com]

*scurries to CLEAN ENTIRE TARDIS*

*and change socks*

*etc*

[miss-gate.livejournal.com]

My sweet - you are incapable of even alphabetising your own socks. What chance is there of your raising a child in safety, seeing to its needs, and educating it? And not accidentally leaving it behind on some wilderness world, or losing it amidst the corridors of your ship?

Mr Harkness and I have had some considerable conversation about this, and we are convinced the child's best chance of protection and education would be our care. I shall most certainly visit you once the child is born - in whatever fashion - with every intention of convincing you to let me take it away with me.

[an-ood.livejournal.com]

*cleans entire TARDIS*

*returns socks to alphabetical order when another_ood isn't looking*